If you’re dating a fat girl and you feel like you have to keep her a secret because her weight is embarrassing, go ahead and break up with her
She deserves way better than you
Same goes if you’re fucking a fat girl
The Good Vibe
requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics
When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.
If she bites your lip when you’re kissing her , dude you better grab her butt.
All day bed day kind of hangover.