CupcakeFreak

orcabetty:

cute-lil-kaiju:

If you’re dating a fat girl and you feel like you have to keep her a secret because her weight is embarrassing, go ahead and break up with her

She deserves way better than you

Same goes if you’re fucking a fat girl

kushandwizdom:

The Good Vibe

kushandwizdom:

The Good Vibe

"hiring entry level positions"

thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

sexual-v0ices:

If she bites your lip when you’re kissing her , dude you better grab her butt.

ginhigh:

All day bed day kind of hangover.

Baby

Spent $20 on one eyeliner. Thank god I’m pleased with the results

Spent $20 on one eyeliner. Thank god I’m pleased with the results